American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
(Source: firefliesonfairways)
American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
(Source: firefliesonfairways)
The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
(Source: desarios)
i used to hate squidward
but now i see it
i am squidward
we’re all squidward
ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
and in that moment i swear we were squidward

Accidental philosphy
Most perfect thing of all the things.
Most perfect thing of all the things.
I love this.
Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.
(Source: huntersonahotelbed)
for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.
Calm it down, JigSaw.
this is how you older sibling.
Well done, fellow older sibling, well done.